What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.